Why I Don't Vote

Ok, so I am registered to vote, but I am not interested in listening to all the BS that the candidates say on a daily basis.  It seems like every time they speak they are on the ten o'clock news apologizing for something they said in a debate.  Why can't they stick to the issues and stop worrying about making jokes and trying to get votes by befriending potential voters.  I mean....COME ON this isn't a frickin' stand up comedy bit!!! They spit out promises that they KNOW they can't make happen!!!  Tell me something you can do for me and not something you want to do for me.  Can's will happen Want's come with time and no one wants to wait for results, am I right?  Do you want to have important blood work done that will determine whether or not you have a serious illness or disease and be told it will take two to three weeks for the results?  No, you want to know THEN or at least within 24 hours.  I know that's a bad example and it takes time for those results, but wouldn't it be great if they took your blood and said to you, "Give me a few minutes and I will come back with the results."?  What about your tax refund?  You walk in and get your taxes done and they tell you it will take weeks for the refund to come in or there will be a charge to get in that day.  That's kind of what I am trying to explain. These candidates promise things that God couldn't get done.  Another issue I have are all the campaigns putting other candidates down instead of tell me why I should vote for you.  I don't care what this guy does or what he got arrested for 4 years ago.  I care about what YOU can do for ME and AMERICA!!!  It just irritates me when I watch these commercials that waste my time and valuable air time to tell me this guy is bad, vote for me!!!!  I will vote for the first representative that sticks with the facts, doesn't back down, is serious about issues and doesn't through around jokes, and most importantly...tells me what HE CAN do for me and America.  I just wanted to get that off my chest and if I offended you I do greatly apologize. I hope you enjoyed this and agree with a majority of what I said.