New words for radio to censor

I listen to the radio a lot because I drive a van around most the day.  I have listen to 102.9 the Buzz every morning until around 9 or so.  Afterwards, I switch it back and forth between 102.5, 104.3 105.9, 107.5 and 92.9. On 107.5 I heard a new word that I thought was kinda strange that they started censoring.  This word is thrown around all day long. Some probably considered sexual harassment but the other we use in schools to discuss, teach, and learn different things about it.  I don't understand this word censor at all and if someone could explain then I would be much appreciate it.  If we can't say this word what are we supposed to use in its place?  I know you are wondering, "COME ON, TELL ME THE WORD!!!" well here it is:  "SEX".  How or why would you bleep that out?  They say it on television all the time and 102.9 in the mornings says way worse stuff than that everyday.  I don't see how they can censoring it out on the radio but okay it for national televised programs everyday.  I am just confused and need some answers. Sex is, to me, a clean word that describes the activity of two people who are in love.  We can't drop the F-bomb so what do we call it? Intercourse? That's gonna be weird and very awkward to try to explain to a friend that I just had intercourse with that chick from down the street.  Sex shouldn't be considered profanity so why would they all of a sudden decide to bleep it?!?! Oh well, that's just my 2 cents.

Thanks for reading and have a great night!!!

Not a good start to my day!!

So I started my day driving to my first job this morning and I gambled on a fart and lost. Not a good way to start off my day but I did purchase new pants and underwear. That's gotta be the worst feeling I have ever felt in my life. I did feel like I had to go at the moment until I....went. I ending up tossing my drawers in a public bathroom trash and went commando for a few. I hate that feeling too. I am just can't believe I did that. That's a first for me. Now I am scared to even try to fart.

I am at home now and am glad this week is over. What a week!!! Everyone in my house puked except me...I just sharted. Now I am getting ready to enjoy a beautiful night out camping with my family and friends. We are camping over at Henry Horton State Park in Chapel Hill. I think the kids are gonna love it and we are gonna just sit back relax cook some hot dogs and smores and just tell stories all night.

Well that's all for me tonight. I gotta get outta here and to the camp site before my wife has a hissy fit!! Thanks for reading!!

What a Week!!

This week started terrible!! Well Monday through Wednesday went good...until Wednesday night. I am gonna give you my timeline that night:

8:00PM - Started getting ready for bed.

8:45PM - Peyton said his tummy hurt.

9:00PM - Peyton comes into our room and said he puked in the hall.

9:15PM - Cleaned up and sent him to bed.

9:45PM - Kaydee comes to our door and said she puked in her bed.

10:00PM - Cleaned up and put both kids in Peyton's bed.

10:15PM - Peyton came into our room and said Kaydee puked.

10:30PM - Got all that cleaned up put Kaydee in shower to get her cleaned up and kids laid in our bed.

11:00PM - Peyton woke up puking.

11:30PM - Cleaned that up and made a pallet in our bedroom floor for the kids.

11:50PM - Kaydee puked again!!! Put her in the shower to get her cleaned up. Put her back to bed.

12:10AM - Kaydee puked again!!!! This time it was her last.

Finally got some sleep and took the day off work Thursday to watch the kids and I swear they acted like that night never happened. They were up the next morning playing and laughing and fighting with each other. I was the one that was sick, but LUCKILY I didn't puke. Kids were good all day and kept all their food down. I woke up Friday morning to my wife getting sick....loudly!!! LOL!! She got sick 7 or 8 times today but finally got to feeling better...thank god!!! I am glad this week is almost over!!!

Well thanks for reading and sorry I haven't posted in a while. My dogs chewed my laptop charger in half while I was using it and I fixed it and they chewed through it again!!! I just got my new one today so my posts will be a little more daily. Have a great night and keep healthy!!! LOL!!!
12:20PM - Kayde puked again!!!!!! Put her in the shower again

Work Videos

I started experimenting with my video on my phone. These are things I recorded at work yesterday and today. I hope you enjoy!!



This is what I walked up to when hanging a drop yesterday. It startled me!!



This was ridiculous!! In a closed room that only WE can get in!! Not getting your message through, sorry!!

I hope you enjoyed these. That's all I got tonight. Have a good one!!

Smoker's Digest

Okay, I know I'm not a smoker but lately they seem to be everywhere and don't seem to care about the people around them.  I personally don't smoke but it seems to me if you have the will power to start smoking you would have more will power to take a look at yourself and make that change to stop and better your health.  Ask yourself this, if you do you business outside, "Why am I out here in the freezing cold just to puff on this cancer stick?"  Lots of people will go outside or in their garage just to tend to the habit.  I don't see the point when you could use that energy to do something else like fix that light that has been busted for months or tighten up a screw on the rocking chair so it will stop squeaking.  If you count the steps you take to go outside or wherever you go you could turn around and use those steps for good instead of wasting that energy for a useless activity that will one day turn your health bad and possibly hospitalize you.

This is for those who smoke inside.  Inside smokers are inconsiderate because they will eventually have guests and no one wants to go in a smokers house because it smells like an ashtray and you can barely breathe.  It gets on their clothes and they walk around all day everyday smelling like smoke.  Even people walking down the street don't think about those who don't wanna smell the odor of their cigarette.

I don't see how people can promote such an item.  If the warnings were bigger on the packages and we plastered posters all over the world about the health risks they cause would you still buy them and continue further risk your health for a lousy cigarette?  I know it seems like I am just complaining, but I am really not.  I hate seeing people killing themselves everyday smoking and dipping even alcoholics but that's a different post, LOL.  I want the see the world, on day, a better smoke-free place.  Why do you think restaurants banned smoking?  No one wants to smell smoke while they are trying to enjoy a nice meal with their family.

I wish I could do more to promote a smoke-free world but everyone doesn't care about their health.  Most people walk around with the attitude "We live, we die" but who says we have to die young or before our time?  We control our future and the outcome of how we spend our lives.  How would you feel if you planned on having children one day but the your smoking cause complications and you no longer could have the opportunity?  It would destroy the rest of your life.  Here's another great thought: what if you want to live to see your grand kids grow up and be a part of their lives but smoking caused lung cancer and you died a week before they were born.  No one wants this to happen and that's why YOU need to use the will power everyone knows you have and STOP!!

I know I am gonna get someone to comment and have negative thoughts but I encourage that because I would LOVE for someone to let me know the positive outcomes of smoking, besides marijuana we know it is prescribed for cancer.  I apologize for those who feel offended, this was not to point fingers or criticize its been bugging me and that's what blogs are for, even though I have just a very small audience.  If you get anything out of this let it be a positive experience.  I would love to hear from people that took this to heart and decided to stop.  Feel free to leave comments.

As always thanks for reading and have a great night!!!

And just for the record this wasn't wrote because of you Michael!!  LOL!!!

Great Mother's Day

Well, today was Mother's Day and we spent the day at the Nashville Zoo at Grassmere. I went with my loving wife and mother to my 2 beautiful kids, my wonderful mother that I love dearly and owe my life to, and my niece and nephew.  We walked around in the blistering heat.  It felt 100 in the sun and 70 in the shade.  I was miserable but enjoyed the day anyway.  Afterward, we went to Logan's Roadhouse to eat.  I had the country fried chicken tenders with a house salad and cinnamon apples. It was DEEElicious!!!!  My wife had grilled chicken and lobster tail!!!  GROSS!!  It smelled AWEFUL!!  But she gobbled it up no problem.  After we left there we headed to her mom's house where we just hung out and chatted.  Now we are home and I am fixing my sister-in-laws laptop.  My daughter dropped it and now all she can get is a blue screen so since MY daughter broke it, it's only fair to fix it for her.  I am soooo tired so I am gonna relax and watch some TV.  I hope everyone had a great Mother's Day and I would like to give a shout out to all mothers and say HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!  Thanks for reading.

Ever thought...

Today I was driving around thinking some very random thoughts that had me thinking I have too much thoughts.

I know you have been wondering who comes up with the names of stuff.  Well, thats what got in my head today when I got behind a school bus. Now the brand of a school bus is a Blue Bird, but the bus is bright...yellow.  Canary yellow at that!  Why not make it blue because, honestly, I haven't seen a yellow blue bird before and if you have please let me know.  I would love to see that!! 

Next is an aircraft's "black box".  Who named a bright orange box the "black box" and what was he on when he decided that?!?  I bet it was kinda like, "So what do you want to call this bright orange box?!" and he probably replied, " Ummm...black box sounds good, right?!?".  Sure..........we will go with that.

That's all I have for tonight but I want to ask one more question and I want you to comment and answer the question and then I will post why I asked this question.  The question is:

What is your favorite activity to do on the beach?

Have a good night!  Thanks for reading!!!

Time to Rejoice!! Osama is dead!!

I feel that I need to post on this day to proclaim our victory in war!!

  On this day, May 2, 2011, We have successfully accomplished our mission and that mission is....obtain Osama Bin Laden alive.... or dead.  We brought him back the only way we know how...dead.  Now that we have his body in our custody, the war should be over, but they are saying that plans may have been made if he were to die to strike the U.S. again.  We hope this isn't true but we WILL stop this the best we know how because no matter our president, our armed forces do there job and do it well!!!

  My prayers go out to those who has lost someone over seas and even in the 9/11 attack.  We will prevent anything like this from happening again!!

  The U.S. will remain in control and NEVER back down!!

Sick as a Bug!!

So today has been kinda hectic.  Woke up to a sick little girl this morning but not a throwing up little girl. That's a plus is my book!!!  We gave her Gatorade and Jello and she seemed to be keeping it down....for the moment....and then....BOOM!!  We found our self stripping the sheets off our bed and washing them.  We called my mother-in-law to come over to see if she could calm her down and as soon as she came over and picked her up she did it again...but in a bucket.  We decided that something has to give and took her to the Emergency Room where they took blood and hooked her up on an IV for an hour. Then, we went home to relax and watch a movie, but she was squirming, kicking, and screaming.  I went to Wal-Mart to get some diapers and dinner and when I got back she was sleeping.  Before I left we gave her some ibuprofen and it must have kicked in because she woke up and walked in the kitchen and said, "I feel better!".  We just changed her diaper and she peed for the first time since 7:30 this morning and then, while I was sitting here typing this up, I started smelling this AWFUL smell.  It was coming from my daughter so I changed her diaper and OH MY GOD!!!  Nothing like that should come from anyone's butt!!!  That was TERRIBLE!!!  I would describe it but I would make myself sick and probably you!  Now we are eating dinner and hoping and praying she gets better over night!!  I am just thankful we didn't have to stay the night in the hospital....again.  Well, that's my day today.  Thanks for reading!! Have a great rest of the night!!